Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.
Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.
Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.
Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.
by Regina Pheldman June 18, 2018
Get the bent bedmug. A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii
by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018
Get the bed studentmug. Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
by Privalux April 28, 2024
Get the Bed Maidmug. I have this cute stuffed doggie from when I was 3 months old. He's my best buddy in bed; I love him very much.
by iambek November 9, 2019
Get the best buddy in bedmug. When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in”
by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021
Get the Texas Trundle Bedmug. 
When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!
by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 8, 2022
Get the Bed Virginitymug.