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Beard Baby

Babies with beards. Once there was a secret orphanage of bearded babies in Holland, and the Brothers Grimm based "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" on that, which Disney consequentially stole from them, after which some cartoon porno (not hentai, necessarily) stole that version and made it pervy.

Girls can have the deformity too.

And the worst part of it is: You can't shave it off. EVER.
Drunk 17 year old pregnant: Is it a boy?

Doctor: It's a girl.

Drunker 35 year old husband/father: It's a midgetman!

Dr: No, it's a Beard Baby.

D17YPG (nuzzling her baby's chin to her cheek): mmmmmm... Fuzzy...

BEARD BABIES CAN ALSO BE USED TO CATAPAULT AT FRENCHMEN AND BEANERS.
by lil kalki October 16, 2008
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Beardo

Second understudy to Greedo and first-understudy to Beedo. While Greedo got speaking-lines and Beedo got screentime, Beardo is just hoping for a lucrative action-figure contract.
-- I'll trade you a cat's eye for a Beardo!!

-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!

-- Yeah...mercenary.

-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.

-- Gimme five!!

-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!

-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?

-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.

-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.
by sukadog April 3, 2011
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Bearding

(Verb) The contagious act of spreading one's beard by any form of bearded face to non-bearded face contact.
Sgt. Bigelow reports that his wife is now growing a beard due to bearding:

"Luckily I don't have to shave for work. The wife isn't to keen on it yet but I think it's growing on her"
by Scraptastic October 4, 2013
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Beardo

A person who is a wierdo but to add to the wierdness they have a beard, hence the name beardo.
An example of a beardo is the one formally known as SWEENY, he is the wierdest person in the teaching proffesion and a a spectacular beard. He resembles the opera singer Luciano Pavorotti and has an incurable pie addiction.
by sam barcock April 10, 2007
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Bearden

A name of a person, specifically a female, who rudely defaced a Memorial to Steve Irwin in Clark Q 202.
When you go to a person's room, don't be an Allison Bearden.
by Men of Q November 9, 2008
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Penis Beard

5 Year Old that doesn't like have a penis beard: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A PENIS BEAWD! IT HUWTS! MY PENIS BEAWD HUWTS!
by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011
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ginger beard

The classic look exhibited by the man, myth, and legend known as Bryan Michael Wright. Until recently, this Wonder of the World was able to grow uninhibited in its natural habitat on the face of Mr. Wright. However, a recent change in his relationship status has resulted in the shaving, trimming, grooming, and cultivating of the most important piece of facial hair on Earth, the beard of Big Bryan Wright.
Remember when Bryan looked really cute...yeah, it was when he had his GINGER BEARD.
by Sam (Will) the Eagle October 8, 2011
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