1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.
You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.
by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe March 3, 2011
Get the poking the hammug. 
A person who is some what mentally stable, but could easily get triggered. A good person at heart. Usually a bus or truck driver. Shakes their legs and has lot and has crippling anxiety. A Hot Ass Mess.(HAM)
I love talking to Jacob, he’s such a HAM dude.
I had to go check on my sister last night, she’s such a ham right now.
Sorry dude my house is a Ham right now bro.
I had to go check on my sister last night, she’s such a ham right now.
Sorry dude my house is a Ham right now bro.
by Jmoney93 November 8, 2020
Get the HAMmug. Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble
Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!
by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007
Get the Ham Wirelessmug. A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.
My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.
Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.
Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.
by R0bboCop September 21, 2022
Get the Ham Bapmug. Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.
Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.
Will: WTF is that?
Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!
Will: 🙄
Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.
Will: WTF is that?
Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!
Will: 🙄
by It's like that October 30, 2020
Get the Ham Bushingmug. by CANT TELL U JACK April 19, 2018
Get the victorian hammug.