vagina desert 

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)

"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"

vagina desert by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017

Vagina seeds 

Vagina seeds refer to a man who suddenly sprouts a vagina due to having a weak womanly moment

My boyfriend suddenly sprouted vagina seeds during an argument .

Vagina seeds by Sourmug32 March 11, 2017

Vagina starved

A man/woman who has been in a prolonged drought from the pleasures of vagina

That man was so vagina starved he'd sleep with a goat

Vagina starved by TylerKnivesN May 20, 2017

Vagina Jelly 

The blood that comes out of a womans vagina when said woman is on her period.

Damn, my Vagina Jelly was crazy last night

Vagina Jelly by TheDic-TionaryMan October 6, 2017

vagina slingshot 

when the vacuum created by inserting a tampon causes bodily fluids to be released from the vagina at high velocities when said tampon is removed.

"the blood spatter on the wall of this toilet stall is clearly the result of the vagina slingshot effect"

vagina slingshot by boatsagainstthecurrent September 20, 2017

vagina dress

A dress that is questionably a child's extra large t-shirt. You can see the individuals vagina.

It's rush week, grab your vagina dress and let's hit the town!!!

vagina dress by Msmoney December 18, 2017

vagina dumplings 

When you blow a hefty load in a womans vagina, then when she stands up and your load falls out in blobs of snot on the floor.

I fucked your sister last night ,but dont worry i left her some nice vagina dumplings.

vagina dumplings by Hasty taco bun January 9, 2018