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Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men stand in a line and have anal sex with the person in front of them so on and so forth, while walking and imitating train whistle noises with their mouths. Usually wearing cowboy attire.
1) "We had the craziest cowboy freight train at our lemon party last night."

2) "Hey look! Those guys are having sex let's go start a cowboy freight train."

3) Call up all your friends, there's going to be a huge cowboy freight train in front of the city hall. Bring your cowboy hats and boots.
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout June 9, 2011
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T-shirt Training

T-shirt training refers to going to the gym with the sole purpose of gettin' buff for da ladiezzzzz. Often performed before a big night out in order to look fresh, a t-shirt training session involves doing bench press, biceps curls and tricep extensions in order to get PUMPED!!!!!!! Although such a routine will leave you with a disproportionate upper body half, this is not an issue as massive 'guns' are DENCHHHHH!!!!

It is a well know fact that if you perform a big t-shirt sesh before a night out, you are 99.99% more likely to get laid.
"Yo playa, you gonna put in a t-shirt training sesh before going out tonight?"

"You know it brother gotta stay fresh for ma bitches. LEAVE IT YEAH!!!"
by Ali A-H October 21, 2012
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Colombian Night Train

While having anal sex, your partner poop's on your penis and smears it around. Once this is accomplished they put a line of cocaine on the erect penis, and snort the poopy coke up their nose.

So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!
So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!
by Daddypengy April 19, 2022
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Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.
-"That sounds like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean!"

-No! I don't!"
by Knightmusic December 25, 2020
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Juicy Train Wreck

When you are taken but your sexually attracted to someone more.
so my bf is in the corner, but the guy I have been stalking for a month is over there. What do I choose... double rejection. I MUST BE A JUICY TRAIN WRECK!!!
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pre-training anxiety

1. The anxiety that you get before training because you know you will be doing something hard and you know it will be very painful.
Dude 1: Man, today we are doing 6 x 1kms today with squads in between them.
Dude 2: Yeah, coach told me on Tuesday. I have had pre-training anxiety all afternoon.
Dude 1: Yeah, me too.
by peppery July 30, 2017
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Guatemalan steam train

When someone peels a jalepeño and inserts it into their partner's rectum, and then sucks out the jalepeño. The resulting spicyness will cause the persons rectum to smoke, resembling a steam train.
Mary: You want to spice up the bedroom?
Bobby: Yeah, let's do the Guatemalan Steam Train!
by Fsuaded January 13, 2016
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