bro flowers

A play on words from the company "Pro Flowers". It would be gay to send your bro some flowers so instead, send him bro flowers which is just a case of beer. (preferably Natty-Light)

I got an order from Bro Flowers at work yesterday. My bros are the best. Everybody in the office was jelous of my Natty-lights

by baskerville89 November 17, 2011

Horan bro’s

A groupchat of 3 beautiful women on twitter who all love one direction.

Wow I love the horan bro’s groupchat so much

by 2louiesandaharrie December 10, 2020

shroeder bro

A term for a roided up meathead that is always looking to fight and hangs out with many just like him.

I was trying to have a good time at the bar last night, but all these shroeder bros were taking shots, screaming and being hard with everyone and they kept mean muggin me every time I would walk past them.

by Letties August 1, 2014

Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance

Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.

by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016

bro tiara

The wearing of one's sunglasses (usually Oakley or SPY) on the upper forehead/hairline instead of covering the eyes

"When Ryan comes inside, he never puts his sunglasses in their case, he wears his Oakley Gascans on his head like they're a bro tiara"

by goodbyeplease July 23, 2015

piggyback bros

Jaiden and Derry are Piggyback bros

Jaiden and Derry are Piggyback bros

by piggyback bros May 31, 2017