The Hero Syndrome

It's when someone comes along when you're down, such as after a break-up, and just because they're being nice you fall for him or her.

Jake just dumped me a while back, but this guy Brian has been taking care of me ever since and now I've got the hero syndrome for him.

by jinell August 8, 2008

damsel syndrome

(n.) Damsel syndrome is a common affliction amongst women, particularly those who grew up watching Disney movies or reading fairy tales.
Damsel syndrome is thought to be caused by women's desire to be "traditionally" feminine in the interest of attracting a partner, though in serious cases Damsel Syndrome can lead to becoming an annoying, needy, self-victimizing, dumb bitch.

A female with Damsel Syndrome will often play off a partner's willingness to be the "white knight" to her "damsel in distress" by consistently becoming more and more demanding. If denied their way, people with serious cases of DS often resort to emotional manipulation or crying.

Bob: My lady broke a nail while raiding the shopping mall. With my credit card. I gotta go pick her up.
Tom: Just go get the card and leave her there... bitch got damsel syndrome.

by xKVMx June 14, 2015

Dawkin's Syndrome

Dawkin's Syndrome or Douche Syndrome is a condition suffered by sanctimonious wannabe scientists, who will moan about how the church/organised religion are disgusting for forcing their views down peoples throats and trying to make us all the same, and think they have the answers, but rather ironically do exactly the same thing with their atheism. They fail to realise that whilst there is a lot of evidence for atheism, it like religion, is just one view, in a world full of a million different views.

The kid who failed science thinks he's actually quite good at it now, because he's an atheist, and not a 'dumbass that believes in God'. He suffers from a case of Dawkin's Syndrome

by SSJC89 January 15, 2011

Stephanie Syndrome

The act of missing out on life because your watching LAW & ORDER : SVU, sucking the cheese from COMBO'S and discarding the sucked on pretzel part on the floor..

"Where's Dan? Oh, he's come down a bad case of STEPHANIE SYNDROME."

by harrycomet July 22, 2009

werewolf syndrome

Common term for hypertrichosis, a condition characterized by excessive and widespread body hair. It is usually genetic in origin.

"That guy has hypertrichosis."
"Hyper-what?
"You know, werewolf syndrome."

by Erin Catherine May 30, 2008

Chelos syndrome

When you go out to eat, and you order way more than you can actually eat.

James and Jem order an appetizer, and full meals. They're full once they finish their appetizer, and are to stuffed to even eat their meals. They have Chelos syndrome.

James: "I'm going to order chicken wings, potato skins, and the steak meal"

Jem: "you know you won't be able to finish that, you have chelos syndrome right now"

by Jemmifire & James_Phoenix July 7, 2008

o'toole syndrome

When you cant handle a toolshed anymore, you get a massive migrain, pimples, and sweat a lot. Then you usually end up making 8 billion dollar school fund.
Your penis shrinks and a maximum of 2" long. You tend to lie alot and buy 2 cent dirt bikes.

O'Toole syndrome is when you cant handle a toolshed anymore, you get a massive migrain, pimples, and sweat a lot. Then you usually end up making 8 billion dollar school fund.
Your penis shrinks and a maximum of 2" long. You tend to lie alot and buy 2 cent dirt bikes.

by Long John Dildosmacker October 10, 2013