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Its clams

A word to describe something as calm or good, usually used as an alternative adjective for the word “CALM”
Dont worry about it bro, its clams
Or
“Its all clams
by Sol the Clam guy February 22, 2025
mugGet the Its clamsmug.

clam dan

It means that some one is extremely sexual and needs to calm down
Stop making conversations sexual god clam down clam dan verb
by Slobster February 8, 2018
mugGet the clam danmug.

Clam Down Pork Chop

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.
by IkeTon August 10, 2024
mugGet the Clam Down Pork Chopmug.

Cajun clam

The Cajun Clam is a sexually transmitted infection that is commonly spread around the New Orleans and Panama City Beach region, where it thrives deep in the snatches of low class hookers. The Clam spreads rampantly during the weeks of college spring breaks when it's most acceptable for college kids to throw all shame and dignity out the window for a week. The Cajun Clam has other street names depending on the region such as the CC or the Dirty Steamer.

Symptoms include:
A burning sensation while and/or after urinating
Dark red discoloration around infected area

Persisting odor

May experience cold ears due to restricted blood flow

Not receiving immediate medical attention can result in severe intestinal (including sphincter) ulcers

If treated properly, the effects of Cajun clam can be completely reversed.
"Hey man how'd your vacation go? Did you tame some strange?"

"Hell yeah pal, but I caught the Cajun clam from some one eyed bartender down during Mardis Gras"
by BigZHalfChub October 9, 2016
mugGet the Cajun clammug.

clam patty

A vagina that is loose, saggy, and smells like fish.
Once I was her clam patty , I tapped out.
NastyPussy Thots SummersEve
by LaLa1914 September 7, 2016
mugGet the clam pattymug.

Downriver Clam Chowder

When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.
Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ¹
by anonymous October 12, 2022
mugGet the Downriver Clam Chowdermug.

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