bell

The telephone was first patented by Alexander Bell, thus giving the colloquialism, to bell someone.

I'll give you a bell later. (I'll give you a telephone later).

by paaaoaososkkooime. January 22, 2019

full bell

When someone eats too much food, resulting in a full stomach. See also full belly, stuffed, full.

Jarrod: 'I have a full bell.'
Chelsey: 'I don't want to know what that means.'

by antditto February 4, 2019

belle mt.

UK band/music project led by Matt Belmont. Translates to ‘Beautiful mountain’.

I fucking love Belle Mt.

by .hypocriticalGramma,nazi February 6, 2019

Liberty Bell

When a man spreads his legs while standing to unstick his balls from either leg and then swings his nuts from side to side slapping his thighs with them. Juat like the inside of the liberty bell

Hear that slapping, im doing the liberty bell!!

by Kevin Da Great September 17, 2018

Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

a mr bell

‘A mr Bell’ is when a old man ejaculates on a women’s forehead until his bellend is sore like a rock

A mr Bell Example 1 ‘You’re getting a mr Bell so hard you’re forehead might as well be ocean of semen for my sore cock

by Razorbawz2 June 5, 2018

Ur girfriend a bell end

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister and all the others combined.

James: ur mom gay
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.

by OldBucketOfNachos June 9, 2018