Tavern Tank

Noun
A.K.A Dale B (Urban Dictionary does not permit use of full names)
Know as Tavern Tank after only two visits to his 'new local'. Has been victorious in arm wrestles and drinking competitions.

Look! There's the Tavern Tank!

by Funkatize October 5, 2008

brown-tank

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet.
also known as the poop-tank.

holy fuck! someone brown-tanked the toilets in the elementary school bathrooms!

by dieseleater December 21, 2008

dink tank

donovan mcnabb suckin dick at quarter back

god damnint fuckin dink tank threw another interception

by liam shea December 22, 2008

Schwanky Tank

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.

I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.

by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009

think tank of knowledge

The way my teacher describs my groups know how base.

Ms.H said to research our topic and put it in to the big think tank of knowledge.

by chuckrocks October 5, 2009

Anti-talksident

A spray carried in purse or wallet to be used on anyone who wants to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

There I was minding my own business when this guy starts telling me his life story. Quick as a whip, I got out my Anti-talksident, gave him a quick squirt...and ended the conversation!

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

Vintage Tank

To be invincible, old school style.

Damn Son! Did you see that epic score? He couldn't be stopped! That's what i call a Vintage Tank!

by Vintage Tank December 26, 2009