From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.
"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007
Get the If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college mug.Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.
Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.
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Get the don't stick your dick in crazy mug.by Light Joker October 9, 2005
Get the You can't win 'em all mug.Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.
by Psycat2 September 25, 2014
Get the Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting. mug.'i can't be arsed to go to school'
by appathy February 6, 2012
Get the i can't be arsed mug.white man : wanna go to the pool
Nigga : the fuck you know niggas can't swim
White man : even if I get you sum kfc.
Nigga : hell nah i cant swim. no nigga can swim get tf out nigga
Nigga : the fuck you know niggas can't swim
White man : even if I get you sum kfc.
Nigga : hell nah i cant swim. no nigga can swim get tf out nigga
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