Shake and Clean

The shake and clean is when you use 0.3ml Muriatic Acid added to 5ml water for a 5.3ml solution per cotton and add an additional 15ml to 35ml to get 20.3ml to 40.3ml solution per cotton. You squeeze the cotton or cottons. Let's say you have 6 Benzedrex, then you end up with a 120ml to 240ml solution of Propylhexedrine HCl and Lavender Oil and Menthol. Then you use 15ml Pentane, Hexane, Heptane, or Charcoal Lighter Fluid (Petroleum Distillates, but the separation is dirtier than Pentane or Hexane). So 90ml of Pentane (Hexane is carcinogenic) for 240ml solution. Add them to the 20oz plastic bottle and let the Shake and Clean begin. Shake for a few minutes, set the bottle down, wait for layers to separate, then drain in a Separatory Funnel or a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut on the side and a paperclip aiming towards a cup or beaker. Then remove the paperclip or open the stopcock and drain and keep the bottom layer and discard the top layer. Clean 2 more times with 90ml of Pentane. 90ml×3=270ml Pentane. You will be left with 1,308mg of Propylhexedrine HCl solution. Add 60ml Vodka 1.2 shots (40% Ethanol), but 50ml is probably enough (1 shot).

Evaporate in a Bovado Borosilicate Glass cooking dish until the 240ml of water disappears and you're left with a viscous melty Propylhexedrine HCl. Pop it in the freezer for 10 minutes to 30 minutes, then the refrigerator for 2 to 4 hours. Then you have 1,308mg Propylhexedrine HCl crystals. Scrape, put in a little baggy, and mix 109mg to 218mg with water and drink it, or put it in a capsule and take, or sniff it with a straw. Propylhexedrine is only 1/4 the strength of Amphetamine, and only 1/8 the strength of Methamphetamine.

Steve: I did the Shake and Clean and enjoyed 218mg Propylhexedrine HCl in water solution.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2024

Shake the spoon

Originated as as a prison term. For when serving food, instead of a heaping or decent spoonful, they shake the spoon before serving. Thus, serving less. Could be used in any situation where someone is being stingy with provisions.

I don't know why the boss has to subtract the 5 minutes I came in late and the 5 minutes I left early from my timecard. Tightwads like that always shake the spoon.

by dishwashington January 17, 2024

shower shake

When you jerk off in the shower.

We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.

by Jacky Dartz May 15, 2017

Shake it like a British Nanny.

.(Shake it like a British Nanny) Phrase. 1) The act of shaking a small infant in order to make it stop crying. 2) To be violently shaken in order to be brought back into consciousness. 3) Pill free alternative to viagra. 4) The act of shaking the living crap out of something in a violent manner in order to obtain inner clarity. (See also Epileptic-Buddhist).

.Shake it like a British Nanny
1) If the baby don't stop cryin' I'm a shake it like a British nanny.
2) The whore won't wake up! Shake it like a British nanny.
3) If it don't get hard just Shake it like a British Nanny.
4) Like the 7 paths to clarity I look deep into my being to find... .errr..ug.. uh..ug.err.errr.errrr. errr.eeeer. ..uhhh....eech..ech ..ech...uggg ...gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

by SirIsaacHillary July 18, 2008

oreo shake

A fucking pedo-y thing to do. Unless, of course, you like fifty shades of grey.

John: Hey, I gave that girl an oreo shake.
Miguel: The fuck? Dude, that's disgusting. You didn't feed it to her, did you?
John: Of course I did. I spoon-fed it to her.

by I'll write under a pseudonym, April 21, 2018

Hows it shaking

How to ask a guy how his masturbation went

Hey man I heard you met a hot girl, hows it shaking

by buttneck April 13, 2017

Peanut shake

1. Abbreviation of “Penis, nut, and shake” referring to the male orgasm

2. The act of procreation

“At the end of the day, we’re all just the leftovers of a Peanut shake.”

by Lil_moobey April 30, 2020