sloppy cronkite

To wipe your pre-cum on the upper lip of your partner before he/she blows you, giving him/her a Walter Cronkite-like moustache.

By the way, I actually believe the last time that Doocy used the phrase "this is huge" is when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a sloppy Cronkite. What? You never had a sloppy Cronkite?!

by JoeT January 30, 2007

Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase uttered by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 January 31, 2007

sloppy cronkite

First used on the Daily show with Jon Stewart.
When two people try to get each other off, and the first one to finish says "And thats the way it was".

I'm sure you can think of a way to use it!
Sloppy Cronkite!

by Marvin L January 31, 2007

Sloppy joeing

Two people holding hands but they get really sweaty and slip and slide everywhere.

Damn dude! I was so nervous that we were sloppy joeing it big time!

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

Sloppy poppin'

Sexual term used to describe an orifice creating a popping noise on an overly lubricated (preferably by natural means) phallus.

My friend's mother had my toe knuckles cracking from an amazing sloppy poppin' that was so wet, I had to put my socks in the dryer afterwards. When she pulled her mouth off of my junk, it was sloppy wet and there was a popping noise.

by Cole AJ Man January 05, 2023

sloppy waffels

Two girls with beef curtains start rubbing them together.

The two lesbians playing with their sloppy waffels

by greg the egg September 13, 2017

Sloppy Sleep

Waking up after drooling all over your face.

When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.

by sloppysleeper28 February 23, 2024