Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

Fat Samurai

The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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by PinTal January 2, 2024

fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024

christopher samuel kline

very cool amazing person

christopher samuel kline is a good person👍

by 🤓👍 November 21, 2023

sushi_samurai_

He is a straight ahh furry who likes vertically challenged people. He is more horizontally challenged than Nicocado avocado. If you ever see him mock him because its funny. He is cool... on opposite day. LOL get ratio'd hahahahahahahahaha failure. Anyway, he is poopy.

Sushi_samurai_ is a failure of a human being, and his prof pic used to be a nft.

by Hemorrphage December 8, 2023

Alex Samuel Somers

A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio

Alex Samuel Somers is a rizzler

by Tigritz February 13, 2024

Don Samuels

Ilhan Omar's primary challenger, propped up by Republicans. Despite their support and millions of dollars, he lost in 2022.

Hopefully that pro-genocide guy Don Samuels loses again, I'll be voting Ilhan Omar and you should too!

by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024