Short people day

October 19 is the day you get to pick on people who are smaller than you. Even if they are older than you or younger than you. DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES!

Tall person 1: Hey where is (short persons name)?
Tall person 2: I don't know....I saw her/him run to his/her room this morning....
Tall person 1: You know that today is October 19 right?
Tall person 2: yeah?
Tall person 1: Today is Short people day
Tall person 2: ..... I'll get the duck tape.
Tall person 1: ..... I'll go ahead and break the door.....

by I_AM_ GROOT44-49 November 1, 2019

beautiful-people-watching

People watching in a location or neighborhood where only beautiful people hang out, such as a Whole Foods market. Comparable to observing exotic birds at a zoo.

Let's go to Whole Foods - I'm in the mood for some beautiful-people-watching.

H: Ooh, look at that dude pick out his protein-rich drinks. I bet his name is Nate and he's going kayaking after this.
Z: Hmm, do you think that girl with the shiny hair is his girlfriend or his sister?
H: I'm gonna say that's his mom. She has very nice skin for her age, though.

by UD Phwoar July 22, 2011

people inside the phone

1) People who live inside your phone and talk to you when it rings. Usually picking really bad times to talk to you.

"I threw my phone and all the people inside spilled over my living room"

by Dysfunction September 6, 2003

two different people

A phrase describing two individuals who have very little to nothing in common, in terms of personalities, interests, opinions and/or beliefs. A softer way to say that two people are generally uncomfortable in each other's presence and because of the resulting tensions are unlikely ever to get along or even be able to stand one another.

Dave doesn't talk to his father anymore. They're just two different people who never saw eye-to-eye on anything.

by D.S. Credito May 6, 2015

Make holes in people

A nurse defining part of the job description. (Taking blood samples, giving shots, administering I.V., assisting in surgery, etc.)

"What do you do for a living?"
(RN): "I work at the hospital and make holes in people."

by LananaBanana February 10, 2017

These People Can Vote

A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.

There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

Fuck Tall People

Tall people are assholes whenever they poke fun at someone’s height, especially if it’s towards someone shorter to then. This term is used by said “short people” because they need an outlet to tell tall people to fuck off.

“Fuck tall people trying to step all over me cuz I’m 5’3 or whatever. I have my rights.”

by eoicepic October 3, 2022