Rissa Pants

Exact definitions of coolness cannot be defined. Scientists believe one single drop of cute from Pants may very well be enough to light the sun...if it should ever go out.


Ratio of cuteness over awesomeness is purely undefinable due to infinite amounts of both.

Most lovable and adorable person that may very well walk the planet.

"That girl has Asteroids in her pocket?!?!
She must be a Rissa Pants."


"Her smile just freakin blinded the guy in the minivan officer! I swear, she's a total Pants!"

by Ze Rah-Fah March 3, 2009

pants cannon

a man's penis.

"I'm about to whip out my pants cannon!"

by gremlinhands August 13, 2009

Pant Eater

When a womans pussy is hungry... It eats her pants

Man did you see that girl. her pussy must be hungry its a pant eater

by donkey puncher 72 April 14, 2009

shraped pants

The time when you fart and shit your pants in the process

oh shit i just shraped my pants
man this is no good i gotta change cause i shraped my pants
dude look its my shraped pants from the other night

by Josh Tanega February 26, 2006

house pants

Pants that you wear around the house when you have unwanted company but you dont want them to get jealouse when they see the family jewels just hanging around.

Awe crap! my in laws are staying with us, I gotta wear my house pants.

by Bigg nasty January 18, 2011

fanncy pants

a male interested in the female design of clothing and behaviours, often practised are the above named habits. This person is refered to as a faggot, poof, queer, special, jake etc etc. Often can be found putting foreign objects up there anal cavaties.
And likes ufos (anal probes)

"hey there fanncy pants, hows it goin"
"stuper fannks for assking"

by kurt & phill December 16, 2003

Man Pants

1. A pair of pants that are exceptionally manly. Usually made of good firm material that is as rugged and tough as the man who wears them.

Matt is wearing those man pants again, how dreamy.

by Napalm December 10, 2003