Top Job

When at a big party remove the lid to the toilet's resivoir and take a dump in it or a wizz. When the toilet gets flushed pee or shitty water will just fill up the toilet bowl again.

"This dude we know was a jerk, so at a party at his house I gave him a top job"

by prof z March 3, 2008

turban top

A Muslim of the Islamic faith who wears a large turban on the head. Also refers to anyone who decides to wear a turban on their head.

Hey turban top! What's under the turban? Take off the turban!!

by the candace! January 14, 2005

muffin top

when a ho wears dem jeans that be too tight, pushin up her love handles, creating a muffin top

if queen latifa wore beyonce's jeans, she'd have a muffin top

by G. Mill June 11, 2006

Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021

Flavor Top

When a stripper or whore takes your beer bottle, inserts the top of it into her vagina, then returns it to you for newly flavored consumption.

While Alex was in the bathroom doing blow, we had that nasty crack-whore stripper give his beer a Flavor Top.

by Oksana Baul December 9, 2008

Keebler top

A diminuitive gay man who is a top.

"Gary may be 6'5", but he's really into Keebler tops."

by dickcheneyis666 May 24, 2006

asian topping

The action of urinating in a girls mouth when she passes out after sex.

Dude, I gave that bitch an asian topping last night, she was so drunk.

by Bmoney Brods March 13, 2011