zen skin

PC for stretch marks

I couldn't help but notice that your wife has interesting zen skin.

by Versimilitude December 10, 2019

Cheeto Skin

When a person spray tans and their skin turns orange

Sabrina: So should I get a spray tan?
Don: Only if you want to get clowned for having cheeto skin.

by Yung Dark Chocolate May 25, 2019

Bear Skin

The prized possession of any creature, if broken will cause said creature to destroy everything

I have my Bear Skin

by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 3, 2019

Candy skin

A person with pale skin. Someone who always needs sunblock, shade, and a sun shirt

All my family is olive skinned. They don’t understand the burn and peel cycle us candy skinned people have to go through.

by Strawberry335 June 7, 2019

Publix Skin

When your skin is really irritated and you have bad acne

Girl, did you see her publix skin! It’s so irritated, she needs to get it checked out.

by 브리 😉 June 19, 2019

skin sauce

Any non-toxic, non-greasy lotion that can be put on any food in place of other sauces, such as ranch, ketchup, or hot sauce. (Note: safe for skin)

Person 1: “This is the softest and smoothest burger i’ve ever had! What’s in it?”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”

by Dani Jacobs August 4, 2019

draw skin bridge

When two men get an erection facing each other and bend their dicks down to meet in the middle then drive a toy car across their shafts.

Have you drove across a draw skin bridge?
Do you want to see a draw skin bridge?

by Taint tamer September 12, 2019