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new hampshire 

1)where its 90 degrees in the day and 10 degrees at night
2)where you measure distance in time
3)you can drive for hours and see nothing but trees
4)when your bored you go skiing
5)where its normal to get snow in april
8)Where you can get fireworks,booze,and grocries all at your corner store
9)where public schools suck
10)where our number 1 export is maple syrup
11)we hate massholes
12)in a town of 25,000 there are 89 black people
13)where everyone thinks they're black
hey lets go to new hampshire,
no fuck that
new hampshire by wrestling April 12, 2007
Best city in the world because of the New York Yankees and the kick ass hot dogs.
I'm not from NYC, but I love their Yankees and hot dogs!
New York by Yankee Fan August 20, 2003

New Kid Syndrome 

When a new kid shows up at a small school, if he/she has even the remotest good looks, people of the opposite sex flock to that person.
Man, Suzie isn't really that hot but the whole Freshman class sure does have some severe New Kid Syndrome. Look at how many love notes she has!
New Kid Syndrome by Sleet October 5, 2009

new kwanzanukuhmas 

a combination of new years, kwanza, hanukuh, and christmas used in order to keep religous differences aside
Happy New Kwanzanukuhmas!!!
new kwanzanukuhmas by Randoncl November 22, 2006

new mom boobs 

1. a phrase to describe the enormous natural increase of the breast size of a woman who is either pregnant or nursing.

2. big breasts due to lactation.

New Jersey House Wives

1.A TV reality show about 5 rich women in New Jersey. Caroline--the Boss, Dina-- the hot sister, Jacqueline-- the nice one and sister-in-law of Caroline and Dina, Teresa-- the friend with the mafia-looking husband and Danielle--the whore with all the drama.

2.Women who live in really really big houses and have possible mafia connections. However, they deny all allegations.

3. A group of rich Jersey women
Hey did you catch NEW JERSEY HOUSE WIVES last night?! Caroline is a bad-ass and I think Danielle is afraid of her.

New Vernon

one of the prettiest towns ever. New vernon is full of people with a lot of money but most of them are not snobby, everyone is friendly with each other. the homes in New Vernon are mostly very large with beautiful landscaping and fields and if you live there you spend a lot of time outdoors. Most of the people are christian and if your jewish then you dont really fit in because a lot of the people are religious in the catholic era. Children who live in new vernon usually go to a private school like Delbarton, Peck, Oak Knoll, Kent Place or Morristown Beard, new vernon is known for having some of the most athletic girls in the area. As i said before new vernon has some of the biggest houses but they are farm house looking and look gorgeous on the property. A lot of the time you see kids riding around on ATVs or Go karts because the properties are so big and if you dont you usually see a kid playing lacrosse with a friend or at least a lacrosse goal or pitchback in the back yard.
WOW look at that house...well duh were in New Vernon
New Vernon by nvnj April 15, 2010