Benja Da Ninja

A guy who is a secret spy on the weekends and who goes by Benja Da Ninja and nothing else.

Me: Benja Da Ninja what are you doing here
Benja Da ninja: I cant say but im spying on you

by clobamacare August 20, 2019

myspace ninja

one who turns off the "online now" logo but constantly post blogs, comments , bulletins and so on but you never know if you will get a reply due to the absence of the logo

Erik:Dude why do i always get things from Lucas but everytime i go to reply hes not on. then later he gets mad at me for a no reply
Zach: because hes a myspace ninja, you never know when you will get a shuriken like comment to the picture o_0

by Erik The Mexi May 13, 2008

Whiskey Ninja

When a friend gets drunk of whiskey behind your back, usually after a hard break up.

The act of swigging whiskey like a ninja, so no one sees you drinking.

-George is a whiskey ninja, he got so drunk and no one even noticed.
-What a whiskey ninja!

by Gib1234 May 20, 2010

puking ninja

person who can secretly puke almost anywhere, indoors or out, without drawing attention to themselves

Eric thought himself a puking ninja, but the entire party saw him throw up in the fireplace.

by TC September 26, 2003

Fridge Ninja

A Coworker who repeatedly filtches other peoples food from the office refridgerator

Dude, your pizza was totally taken by fridge ninjas.

by Dementedreindeer January 16, 2009

Reluctant Ninja

Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.

Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!

Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!

by sensei_RN May 14, 2009

the ninja bread man

a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.

"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"

"what do u think killed him detective?"

"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"

by pigaloo September 30, 2009