Matthew Shields

A man with a chode

“Oh hey Matthew Shields”
“Sup, I got a chode”

by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020

Matthew

Lemme just start off by saying this man is hella sweet bro, I’d take a bullet for this guy, he might have a lisp and all but who cares, he be pulling bare shortys, he expresses himself in a different ways some ways may be hurtful but that’s just the way he expresses himself

Look at that Matthew over there. He's so handsome.

by sweetermanbro January 23, 2020

Matthew1770

A fucking jackass of a pervert that goes to middle school

Jesus:hey Matthee

Matthew1770:oh hey daddy

by Dick Cockwallace January 24, 2020

Matthew

A kid who's short, very slick at playing video games at night and never sleeps. To his homies, he is a great and reliable respectful friend. He is asian, brown eye, short hair, "popular" & is a trouble maker.

Yo Matt why you so short. (Matthew) whY yOu BuLLy mE?

by Memegof13838 January 27, 2020

Matthew

A fat ugly nasty cheating ass bitch ugly nasty rat that everyone hate he’s a player and he’s ugly

hes such a Matthew

by That bihh may January 30, 2020

Matthew

Great one of a kind guy will always Be there when you need him. Sensitivethen he has to be lines everything very quick Absolutely amazing in bed. And cares about other people's feelings more than his self. And that usually are well endowed.

Matthew is a great name

by ONEANONLY February 13, 2020

Matthew

A person who goes tails and tails and then goes up and down.For milk from a raisin.

Watch out ,hes gonna do a matthew

by BoatMo February 18, 2020