A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.
"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."
by ferociousbanana September 30, 2020
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"You see him? He's a man of culture."
"Like in porn addiction or-"
"No, like a man who's interested in cultures."
"Ohhh, that seems more fitting."
"Like in porn addiction or-"
"No, like a man who's interested in cultures."
"Ohhh, that seems more fitting."
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