Dead Milk

Semen that doesn't make babies.

"He put his dead milk in me."

by The Dwagonborn January 26, 2018

milking the monster

masturbate

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

by Chip Shpeedler August 23, 2011

Almond Milk

The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.

Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.

by Panda Bear 43 October 22, 2020

willy milk

The white elixor a man shoots out the head his penis during sexual activity when he achieves orgasm. The willy milk will usually be spilled on the female's face or titty as the man will usually avoid the vagine as not to get stuck paying child support. shit dawg.

"Baby I got ur willy milk right here in these big ass balls, why don't get on ur knees and take a sip"

by DANKUSMALFOY October 4, 2020

milk puppy

when a dog comes up + jumps on/squeezes your tits.

ouch! -guess what! this milk puppy jumped on me and it really hurt!

by cowandmoo October 18, 2011

milk senpai

milk senpai is the goddess of all milk. milk senpai is loved by all and loves all. she only comes out on a full moon on halloween. milk senpai is the best at everything and if you stand in her way she will turn you into milk.

René: "notice me milk senpai!!!1!!!!"
Dani: "psh skrub she will never notice you."

by Milk Senpai December 6, 2015

Milk Gun

Noun: a synonym for a penis that produces and releases very large amounts of semen.

James' Milk Gun stroked out has he filled his grandmas loins with his creamy paste.

by Slimdoggo28 June 23, 2016