back door merchant

a term used to describe a very gay man.

That fruity bastard is for sure a back door merchant.

by stillboy615 October 30, 2007

Mercer Island

Pretty much the greatest place on earth.

I think Bellevue is jealous of Mercer Island.

by slash May 13, 2005

Mercer Island

Mercer Island is about 13 miles around and wedged in the lake in between the Seattle area and the Bellevue area. Most notoriously known for its monetary stature, a very large portion of the island it very middle class, but has many wealthy families as well. The high school (MIHS) has a deep rivalry against Bellevue, and each have their own bragging rights. Where Mercer Island boasts over 95% over of their graduating student going onto college, superior academic standards and an average of 3-7 state titles per year, Bellevue has a dynasty football team and.... the pancake corral which they feel compelled to yell at the Islanders during games for lack of a better phrase.

Bellevue: Pancake Corral!!
Mercer Island: ?

by Quintar December 7, 2006

Merek

A God-like Brownie who aids one around the house during the night time in exchange for small tokens such as cheese and honey. If not payed, this creature will feast upon anything he encounters, such as, kittens, children and loose change.

Darn, that Merek!

by Box of Kittens May 25, 2011

Mernt

Whatever. It means anything your heart desires it to mean.

Jane:"Oh! I forgot to tell Billy that one thing! Oh well."

Jill: Yeah, MERNT."

by Amanda Thoensen November 28, 2004

Merritt

Pretty much the coolest person alive. If female, she has her hand in a thousand projects at once. Always to start, hardly ever finishes. Likes smoking weed and hanging out with friends. Pretty much wants to do nothing and get paid for it. Likes to abide by the law unless she doesn't think it's a good law. Travels a lot.

If male, struggles with being extremely cocky due to amount of women fall for him. Close to his family and loves his dog.

"Oh do you want to paint the house today?"

"Um, you know we won't finish, don't be such a Merritt"

by raccoon lover of the universe February 6, 2010

Mernt

Used in any form of dialog (or ANY part of sentence structure) where no other word makes fits better / or helps to emphasize a part of the dialog better than any other word

i)That was the MERNTEST movie I ever saw! ii) John is such a . . . MERNT! iii) Ah MERNT! iv) Look how MERNTY the weather is!

by dzuke69 January 27, 2005