Landing a salmon 

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

Landing a salmon by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009

landenberg 

A small town in rural Pennsylvania. While there's nearly nothing to do, Lbergers find their own fun, and are a mix of elected, wacky personas. The pimple on Landenberg's ass are the big yuppie neighboorhoods, like Sommerset Lake.

There's fuckin nothing in Landenberg

landenberg by lburger February 24, 2005

Landan 

The way many people from London pronounce London.

Where are you from?
LANDAN!
Shouldn't that be London?
...kthnxbi.

Landan by Ed Mason May 17, 2008

Landers 

The group of people with this last name suffer from being accidentally called Flanders instead on impact.

Please raise your hand when i call your last name.
Flanders!
...Its Landers!!!

Landers by Melissaaa June 24, 2008

Landing Gear 

the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.

also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact

(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)

*cloink*

Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.

Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.

Landing Gear by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

Landon Donovan 

Greatness, he might be one of the best players on earth. (:

Landon Donovan is the reason the US is still in the world cup.

Landon Donovan by Trexx26 June 28, 2010

Landing nap 

The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.

As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.

Landing nap by Morris Packer December 6, 2007