new jizz 

the new hot load. fresh. the new hot load. not that old stanky shit. this is that new jizz. fresh out the peep hole

wiz verses. new shit. new jizz

new jizz by BRAIN CELL UNIVERSE December 8, 2010

city jizz 

A mysterious, completely unidentified precipitation that lands on you while walking the streets of New York City which most likely comes from A/C units but could also be a multitude of other strange liquids including but not limited to semen, spit, bird urine/feces, or other potentially harmful chemicals.

"Aw, man! Just got some city jizz on my face. Fuck, do I hate NYC."

city jizz by Danny Trupin September 13, 2014

All that jizz 

Basically, it's "all that jazz," but it sounds cooler; it could be interchanged for "jazz" at any time

Paul: "What do you plan on doing this weekend?"
Jim: "Well, I'm probably going to go to the mall, do some shopping, hang out with the guys; you know, all that jizz"

All that jizz by FACE! SNAP! March 7, 2010

Oven Jizz 

Heat

Make sure that oven jizz is hot enough to thoroughly cook that pizza!

Oven Jizz by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

Jiggling your jizz rocket 

Jabber jock slang for for working over your hot meaty manrod and shooting a creamy dreamy jizz load in your mother's face.

Jabber jocks love jiggling their jizz rockets.

Jiggling your jizz rocket by Jizzy LaRue February 26, 2005

throat jizz

1.(n) The mucus on the back of one's throat. Called throat jizz because of its jizzlike creamy qualities.

im coughing up good things.. and it feels a little better.. but every couple hours its still alittle sore and hurts. Damn throat jizz!!

throat jizz by Luvnuts March 4, 2003

Fantasy Jizz 

An online game that follows the success of the highly popular 'Fantasy Football.' Similar to Fantasy Football where players earn points for the amount of goals scored by their team members, players in Fantasy Jizz earn points depending on which female body part they ejaculate on. The more infuriating the chosen jizz location for the woman the more points earned.

Points system:
Tits - 100 points
Face - 150 points
Hair - 200 points
Eye - 250 points
Ass - 500 points

Fantasy Jizz seasons run monthly starting on the 1st of each month and ending on the last day. Players may choose to use the same slut throughout or may drop from the team and choose another due to injury or unavailability. A developing website that is soon to go international.

Dude . . that slag I banged last night earned me 1200 points on Fantasy Jizz . . ass, both eyes and hair. Don't think i'll call her again.

Fantasy Jizz by Slut1200points December 18, 2012