D Jones is a person that makes you famous and takes you places whenever you get inside of them. This can be applied to anybody by the last name of Jones whose initials begin with the letter D.
"I knew a girl named D. Her last name was Jones. Every time I get inside her; Look at me, I'm in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 18, 2023
Get the In D Jonesmug. 
Legend Dale Jones other known as short midget man spawns commonly in Arkansas and is very aggressive for their size. They are known to move mountains, speak with animals, and other dwarvenly magic. As well as making makais get back to work.
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024
Get the Legend Dale Jonesmug. Da famous adventurer and crime-fighter who used his exceptionally-gaseous butt-trumpet as his signature weapon.
If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
Get the Windiana Jonesmug. 
by Jeff5362874 October 21, 2020
Get the Riley James Jonesmug. John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper
by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019
Get the John Paul Jonesmug.