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Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.
Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner
by jezzicarae April 2, 2010
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Irish Vision Qwest

When a person usualy calls into work or dicks out on other obligations to take part in binge drinking Irish drinks (Jameson and Guiness) with an end result of halucination or passing out in the early afternoon. Usualy takes place after a long night of binge drinking. The most popular day to attempt this is March 17.
Guy #1:Damn I drank so much wiskey and guiness yesterday I missed school and work then passed out at 2 in the afternoon.

Guy #2:Shit sounds like you went out for an Irish Vision Qwest.
by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012
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Irish Bonding

When you and your fellow brotherin's join together stall next to stall, working out your sphincters. A.K.A taking dumps next to each other. The bonding is just being in each other's fecal stink presence and listening to the joy of poop exiting the body. Also, the accompanying farts that come with it all just make you and your buddies' relationship stronger.
Paul and Judd were irish bonding after the "all you can eat" spicy hot buffalo wing platter they shared at lunch last Tuesday
by haulpanson December 14, 2011
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Irish Bus Bomb

Irish Car Bomb done to gigantic proportions using a pitcher and a rocks glass instead of a pint and a shot. aka instant blackout.
"dude, i think i drank an Irish Bus Bomb last night. My head is killing me, i cant remember shit, and im not in the right house!"
"Yep, sounds about right"
by djbadlt July 26, 2012
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Irish Buttplug

When a potato is placed in the rectum of a gay man.
Did you hear? Dave gave himself an Irish Buttplug!
by dghdsakygky September 5, 2012
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irish bastard

When you are shagging a red haired girl with a pint of guinness, you chug the whole thing and then pick a fight with her dad, whilst shagging her
Oh i did the irish bastard to this lovely red haired maid. And i can tell you this that her dad cant punch for shit
by MrZzzleeping April 12, 2019
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Irish Amnesia

Irish amnesia is an extreme version of the cold shoulder. When an Irishman with a short temper is annoyed with someone he may ignore that person's entire existence.
Dude, what's up with Eamon? I'm talking to him and he is staring right through me like I'm invisible.

Dude he's pissed at you, and he's giving you the Irish Amnesia treatment.
by anonymous November 2, 2019
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