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Ham in a basket

A salty vagina in a pair of old worn out booty shorts. One may find Ham in a Basket at their local Wal-Mart.
Damn, did you see that Ham in a Basket?

I can smell that Ham in a Basket from a mile away.
by FunnyAshley June 3, 2016
mugGet the Ham in a basketmug.

Ham

ham is pork that has been preserved through salting, smoking, or wet curing. It was traditionally made only from the hind leg of swine, and referred to that specific cut of pork.
A slapof ham is nice on a sandwich.
Please put a slap of ham on my samwitch.
by Dragenslayer69 December 7, 2017
mugGet the Hammug.

slice of ham

PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
by MasterOfDeliMeats October 26, 2017
mugGet the slice of hammug.

Ham

Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.

Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.
by ColJack June 14, 2019
mugGet the Hammug.

Garden ham

Hey Billy can you cut up that garden ham I’m hungry
by Caaaaaaat June 6, 2022
mugGet the Garden hammug.

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
by Booshaker August 23, 2016
mugGet the velvet ham sandwichmug.

Ham gobbler

Kennedy better watch out for the ham gobbler
by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019
mugGet the Ham gobblermug.

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