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hannah

"god hannah is just so sus."
by coolesthumaneverwhosnotsus August 26, 2021
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hannah montana

i’m living so good i can pull a hannah montana around this mf
by k5frmtheville June 5, 2023
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Hannahs

Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with large amounts of spunk and precocious behavior. Also known as a Hanny, these majestic creatures defend themselves with the biggest part of their body: their mouths. Hannys are typically born in their natural habitat, with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks—by force of logic and a reckless imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth to prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hanny, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannys hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannys live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves plain foods with basic texture and quality. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.

Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly, love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it.
Continuously note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change within the year. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. But most importantly, you must take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.
by HannahChristine0506 November 22, 2021
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Hannah

hannahs are badasses they are also sexy
when you see someone named hannah you probably had a insane crush on them
they might be ugly also… watch out for ugly hannahs theyre bitchy….
hannah- im sexy
person- im well aware
ugly hannah- im sexy
person- whatever makes yo uglyass sleep at night ig…
by thyeula November 21, 2021
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Hannah's Needlebox

The act of inserting a cactus firmly within an vagina and twisting it violently back and forth. The end result is the removal of all needles from the cactus. Before allowing penetration from a penis.
My husband yelled in great please after we did Hannah's needlebox last night.
by Axe wound diver February 2, 2025
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hannah vibes

vibes that come from a teenage girl named hannah. they can be spread to those around her. symptoms include: party attitude , happiness , laughter , bad bitch attitude , and of course need for nicotine / alcohol
Gosh ! I wish i had the Hannah vibes to get me through this day !
by emchumbucket April 6, 2020
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Hannah-ify

The act of being absolutely beautiful and perfect
She has a strong Hannah-ify.
by Seth Vader August 3, 2019
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