Fools Gold Digger

When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.

Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!

by Donny no drawers December 6, 2023

written in gold

meaning its true , or becoming true by making a commitment.

“baby me &&’ you are gonna last forever, its written in gold.”

by youre.a.duh_dur_dur November 2, 2017

California Gold Rush

When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.

I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.

by FredQuackington April 4, 2023

Tennessee gold rush

When you and your woman get drunk,pass out and you piss the bed and roll her to your side of the bed. She wakes up thinking she done it.

Josh got so drink he gave Lisa the Tennessee gold rush.

by Mellonballar March 23, 2017

gold ponks

An absolute cunt

Eg George c is gold ponks

by Real,commar December 10, 2017

o.o gold

A dank meme lord. Super spicy. Also god.

O.O gold is my god.

by Hdidjdj August 17, 2017

gold digger

girls who use you for the money you don't have.

it turns my girlfriend was a gold digger

by waalamrt_BAg September 19, 2022