A fight in school (obviously) that is recorded and put on social media, often with a crowd surrounding and watching the chaos. Neither of them can fight to save their lives. Idiots surround and scream "worldstar" even though they probably don't even know what worldstar is and it wouldn't be 5% worthy of the website. It's usually over something dumb like pettiness over an insult, an 8th of weed, or lusting after the same unrequited love interest.
You can't help but view the whole thing with contempt later, assuming you didn't already.
You can't help but view the whole thing with contempt later, assuming you didn't already.
Idiot: Yooooo there was a school fight in the cafeteria bro, Jay and Trey were beefing HARD and they finally threw hands bro, everyone was geeking so hard bro
Normal person: I don't give a shit.
Normal person: I don't give a shit.
by Dr. Steppon-Legho March 25, 2025
Get the school fight mug.by Anon-182836437 November 30, 2021
Get the Ruler fight day mug.At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.
by Northern kid January 18, 2019
Get the Northern fights mug.a: youre fat
b: well im sorry didnt know i was a mirror
a: im sorry wheres the glass
b: glass? youre the only one big like a window here
a: well at least i know how to diet
b: wait were you reading the recommended articles at the bottom of a crappy website again? turdhead
a: only karens do that
b: you wanna speak to the manager?
a: i wanna speak to who told you to be yourself, shame on them
b: i teach myself im independent
it goes on until someone doesnt know what to say
in the end:
a: wow nice comeback fight bro wanna rematch tomorrow
b: well im sorry didnt know i was a mirror
a: im sorry wheres the glass
b: glass? youre the only one big like a window here
a: well at least i know how to diet
b: wait were you reading the recommended articles at the bottom of a crappy website again? turdhead
a: only karens do that
b: you wanna speak to the manager?
a: i wanna speak to who told you to be yourself, shame on them
b: i teach myself im independent
it goes on until someone doesnt know what to say
in the end:
a: wow nice comeback fight bro wanna rematch tomorrow
by hsafudgysjudyf May 13, 2020
Get the comeback fight mug.The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.
Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.
by Hogan Torah September 12, 2022
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Get the sword+fighting mug.Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.
1. Workout journal:
Warmup:
Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.
2.
Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."
Warmup:
Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.
2.
Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."
by Boonshadow January 16, 2019
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