fart master 

"The One" The messiah of flatulance.

fart master by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Fart Lagg* 

When someone releases a deadly one and the effect is delayed until they walk away. Also known as SBD.

"We just had some fart lagg* up in here!"

"Man, I think Jill just ripped one 'cause im getting some fart lagg*"

Fart Lagg* by LightGenitals December 19, 2008

fart wind

A dirty wind of farts. Lighting a match at it may cause serious fire disasters.

If there is ever a fart wind coming from somewhere gassy like a manure factory or Wario, DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH!

fart wind by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

Fart in a can 

Best thing in the world. Ever.

I went to Sainsbury's and bought a Fart in a can.

NOMNOMNOMNOM

Fart in a can by Bakeacakeyoudick97 December 4, 2010

fart de grunt

Another name for a vaginal fart.

That fat bitch fart de grunted on my piece again.

fart de grunt by jckm14 December 14, 2010

Fart Raspberry 

Doing the act of a raspberry (usually done with the mouth) by using your ass and farting on somebody's tummy

Hey Lizzie, don't fall asleep or I'll fart raspberry you!

Fart Raspberry by Lotsoffarts December 15, 2011

fart'n'dart 

the act of leaving a flatus in the area of one or more people and then leaving the vicinity immediately or shortly after the gas has been dispersed.

"Hey dude, don't fart here, go over there and pull a fart'n'dart on those blokes."

fart'n'dart by FrEaKiNiT97 September 13, 2012