pumpkin dutch oven

A dutch oven performed at the stroke of midnight.

Veda consummated his wedding at the stroke of midnight with a ripe pumpkin dutch oven. It was so powerful that Nishta was transformed.

by Bhaisaab April 27, 2014

Donut Dutch oven

A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.

Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro

by CreamyPEANUT January 18, 2022

Dutch Hair Gel

When a man ejaculates in another's hair, causing it to stick like hair gel.

Ben Stiller gave that one girl some dutch hair gel in "There's something about Mary".

by Señor Heisenberg June 12, 2016

Dutch Pressure Cooker

laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time

I gifted my girlfriend a gravity blanket, but surprised her with a dutch pressure cooker.

by StabbyStab December 11, 2019

Double Dutch Sundae

Eating Chocolate covered money out of someone's ass.
Money can also be covered in any other sundae toppings.
See also- Rich Bitch Sundae.

I told him if he wanted this $100 and this dub, he'd have to earn it. So he bent me over and gave me a Double Dutch Sundae.

by Newshoes1 November 9, 2012

Dutch fire triangle

Sexual act, where three men stand facing inwards each firmly grasping the erect penis of the man to their left with their left hand while simultaneously gripping the forearm of the man to their right with their right hand. Each man in turn moves the other mans arm (to his right) for him, making each arm holding a penis move by someone else.

Dean and Steven asked me to join them for a Dutch fire triangle.... I said no.

by F00PA January 18, 2019

Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.

I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead

by anonymous September 8, 2021