double dump

A double dump is when one takes a shit, wipes then flushes and whilest washing their hands gets a clogged up feeling in ones anus and then realises they have not yet finished taking a shit, and has to get back on the bog and finish the job.

Two girl's standing by sink in public toilet.
One girl says to the other...
"yo girl i just did a double dump"
"OOoo that nasty! i hope you washed your shity hands" replies the girl.

by moolphir cockhand April 15, 2009

Rubbish dump

A particularly disappointing shit. One that had high expectations but leaves one less than satisfied.

I had stomach pains and had spent all evening gassing the house, but when I finally sat down it was a Rubbish dump.

by PTR77 March 30, 2009

Oreo Dump

When your Poo is a patchwork of two distinct colors.

I took an oreo dump and i was astounded by the pattern.

by B Swag December 14, 2014

double pump cum dump

When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.

Last night me and my cousin did a double pump cum dump!

by The Sussy Piss Prostitute July 11, 2021

stinky feet fart liking scum dump

Smells like farts
Scum dump
Has stinky feet
Looks like a turkey

You are a stinky feet fart liking scum dump

by Fat12354 April 20, 2017

pump and dump

As a verb:To defecate and urinate at the same time. Usually done in a hurry or with great urgency. A common military slang term used in reference to using the "facilities".

As a noun: The act of taking a shit and piss at the same time.

OK recruits! Five minute pump and dump!

Mom, where is the restroom, I have to pump and dump like yesterday!

Aaah much better, I needed that pump and dump.

by binydeamon January 13, 2009

trump dump

the act of taking a huuuuuuuuuuuge shit while listening to donald trump's debates

I took a trump dump after eating that burrito while watching fox news

by latinojodido July 14, 2016