Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021

Dong

A water pipe (bong) made with a severed penis. You inhale through the urethra.

Yeah bro i packed the woods, one hitter, and the dong.

by yourstepsonsdad July 13, 2019

Dong's 5th Symphony

This is a symphony written for Tan Dong Dong, ( the meaning will be made later). The theme is The-the-the Dong, this masterpiece is the best symphony among this 100000000000 years.

A:What is the best song ( piece)
B: Dong's 5th Symphony!!!!!!

by DAPRONOOB November 9, 2020

Ron dong

A guy who is super homophobic and outspoken about gays to cover up being gay and still in the closet.

He is super ron dong tonight

by Husky boy 1969 April 15, 2023

Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

Ditch and dong

When you leave a dildo on someone's door step and ding dong ditch them.

Let's ditch and dong!

by Dong Girl December 1, 2016

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021