dead bat

when a womens vagina lips look like a shriveled up dead bat.

i went down on bobs mom and it looked like she was hiding a dead bat down there

dead bat by john shelton2 May 19, 2007

dead fish 

Derived from the obvious lack of enthusiasm and energy of a dead fish caught out of water, being or feeling like a dead fish simply means that you just want to crash in bed and hibernate until you regain your energy and are capable of performing basic functions. Until then, you are a dead fish.

-Want to do something tonight?
-I can't; I'm a dead fish. Was up all night yesterday.

dead fish by gattonero September 24, 2009

dead bolt 

when you are sitting down and the person next to you slugs you SO HARD,that it makes a very unique sound and hurts like a motherfucker.

OHHH FFUUCCCKKKK!!!!you just dead bolted me so hard that i wanna cry

dead bolt by randomperson632 November 2, 2010

Dead or Alive

1. A shitty fighting game series that certain gamers masturbate to.
2. The greatest band ever. If you disagree, then you are a fucktard.

I would lose my anal virginity twenty times in a row for Peter Burns' old doormat.

Dead or Alive by KingTT May 29, 2003

dead as a door knob

when you are so drunk, you can't move or respond in any way but saying you are dead as a door knob even though you fully are aware it makes no sense.

i am dead. as dead as a door knob!

dead as a door knob by msmattress June 10, 2011

Dead game 

A game that people don’t play anymore; old, outdated, or boring

“I’m going to play Payday 2” - Zeno
“Why would you play that, it’s a dead game” - Baymus

Dead game by 9618409 June 25, 2019

dead man's hand 

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.

hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.

dead man's hand by john gallione January 10, 2007