Chris Brannan 

A world class designer, most notable for his ability to think of solutions and ideas for any situation. And recognised easily for his unique symbol branded on all of his work.

Man 1: Hey is that a Chris Brannan design?

Man 2: It sure is! Cant you tell?

Man 1: Oh i thought it was, i could tell because it is so creative and such a wonderful idea!

Chris Brannan by Ultimatumz January 15, 2014

Chris Brandon freak out 

When anything is hit or smashed with a hammer and or a fist and or a Royer composit toe work boot.

Or you throw an office chair over head across the room.

When your out of beer you may have a Chris Brandon freak out.

Chris Brandon freak out by Snopro February 28, 2015

chris pagan 

A redheaded Puerto Rican who plays overwatch and soccer and wants to be a real Ronaldinho like Lucaste10. A real hottie.

Oh my god! I want your Chris pagan!

chris pagan by Mister Josh February 6, 2017

chris canet 

one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. he is cocky, but has a right to be. he's athletic, smart, HOT AF, and not to mention loaded. while he can be socially awkward and has trouble with girls, he has a great heart. His cluelessness makes him seem even cuter. Chris Canet is altogether a great guy who suffers socially.

xoxo every New Canaan girl ever

That guys kind of awk but he's such a Chris Canet.

chris canet by Every New Canaan Girl EVER June 22, 2017

Chris O’Clock Meal 

An obscenely large last-night meal containing a disturbing blend of leftovers, processed foods and/or similar hog-feed, piled onto a single plate and carelessly mashed together; covered in cheese. Nutrition Facts: Contains 5700-17000 calories.

Night of: “It’s saturday night and everyone’s asleep. Time for a Chris O’Clock Meal.”

Morning after, awaking to a trashed house and a disturbing meaty/cheesy smell: “Holy shit! Looks like someone had a Chris O’clock Meal last night! Fuuucckkk, what a mess to cleanup.”

Chris O’Clock Meal by Captain Crunch Berry November 14, 2017

chris the crusader 

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

chris the crusader by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

Chris Kid Pod 

chris kid pod is nearly meaning the way that that kid name chris is defined as...

chris is a kid that is basically a pod. He looks and acts like a pod

Chris kid pod was chranking that juul and looking like a whole pod.

Chris Kid Pod by Everyone’s fav MAV November 21, 2018