douche chode

A combination of Douche and Chode.

Bono from U2 is a Douche Chode!
Tom Cruise is a Douche Chode!
Johnny Depp is a Douche Chode!
Mayor Ray Nagin is a Douche Chode!

douche chode by Senor Snave June 19, 2006

womp chode 

Womp Chode is a word used to originally describe members of a college intramural basketball team that was started in 1972 at Utah State University. Womp Chode has been further been expanded over the last 16 years to include members of a shadowy, yet elite, trout fishing organization known as the A.W.F.E.. The A.W.F.E. convenes once a year at discrete locations throughout the Western United States to participate in what has become known as The Trout Slam.

1."Are you going to the big game tonight? “Its the Nerdy Mormons vs. the Womp Chodes in the Nelson Field House."

2."Did you hear that Freddy kicked ass again in the Womp Chode Trout Slam, winning by 1/8th of an inch?"

3. “Did you see this years results? Womp Chode Bill lost by 1/8th of an inch again!”

womp chode by Eddie Peterson, Glenn Marston May 29, 2008

Dylan's Chode 

Dylan's chode is a big fat cock which he is never afraid to whip it out in random and awkward occasions, it seeks out all the girls like a homing beacon and smashes it up until it is no longer recognizable.

Dylan's chode smashed that girl up so bad she cant walk

Dylan's Chode by Johnoq111 January 19, 2011

In the mode for chode 

the wanting of dick

if some one has their mouth open, say they are "in the mode for chode"

In the mode for chode by conor smale September 25, 2008

Penis Sucking Chode Monster 

A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.

Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.

Penis Sucking Chode Monster by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011

Master Chode 

Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.

Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode

Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"

Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "

Master Chode by TheChodeExposer May 22, 2011

Grundle Chode 

A Grundle Chode is when a guy is extremely ugly.

Jersey shore's version is "A MALE Grenade"

Girl 1: I wanted to get it in, but all they had at the club were grundle chode's.

Girl 2: Oh, well you can't always find a gorilla Juice head.

Grundle Chode by JOYZGRL November 1, 2010