Chip-pan

The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).

The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.

by Heikey-duck December 01, 2016

Dick and Chips

A tray served in county jails that consists of a large curved sausage resembling a penis to along with potato chips. Sometimes referred to as "D and chips", "Donkey D" or simply "D".

Ex. 1-Inmate:"Yo, I got two cakes for your D!"
Ex.2 -C.O.:"Hey, you know what? This guy jails hard; get this guy another dick and chips!"

by BiggSweaty September 16, 2023

Chipping

To partake in the sexual activity of ramming a live chipmunk up you rear entrance into your anal cavity and allow it to squirm around.

Last night on my nature retreat I got the sudden urge to begin chipping with the nearest chipmunk

by goonmaster34 March 21, 2024

Chipping

When poor college students go dumpster diving at Frito-Lays Packaging plants to retrieve free bags of chips that have been thrown away due to printing errors, overfilling, expiration, etc. etc.

Cynthia and Elly drove to Jackson, MI to go chipping at the Lays Packaging Plants. They brought bags of chips back for their friends.

by eslaah December 12, 2017

Snotter Chip

1. A chip or french fry contaminated with human nasal mucus.

2 A label for the person who consumes a snotter chip.

“That dude is a snotter chip” “He eats snotter chips”

by Honeychilli August 04, 2022

chip bags

chip bags is a term for people whos heads are mostly full of air and are just complete dickheads

mikes people are a bunch of chip bags

by peepeepoopoo checcckk October 04, 2020

Dead chips

Dead chips is a New York slang which means

Ugly

EX:

Imani: Have you seen Leilani’s new snap story??

Jaylani: Oh nah that bitch is “dead chips”

Jaylani: You seen the new girl at our school yet?

Imani: That bitch is dead chips

by yuh😈 April 05, 2024