Child

An utterly annoying human that is or should be small and is very young :)

My child is small

by -human November 14, 2021

Child

A young person under 18 who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up

Child )Bella-Hey what are you doing?
Adult. )Kelly-nothing
Child)Bella-did you hear about fort nite?the guns and new skins are so cool!
Adult)Kelly-SHUT THE F UP

by STDS77 October 26, 2019

Child

You. If you are searching it, you are a child.

You: hey what's a child
Anyone: you

by ThEtBe February 1, 2021

child

A person who is immature or annoying

That child is so annoying they stole my lunch. Or.
That child pulled my chair out from under me.

by tacoman69420 November 30, 2020

Wonder Child

A child who will kill god and rule everything with their pal.

Do not underestimate a Wonder Child, if you do.. the first thing they'll do when they die is kill god and rule the world.

Dead or not, they will find you and torture you like never have done before. Even if you have a kink, you will never enjoy this experience.

Madness: "Don't be sad when I die, because if I do.. I'm killing god."

Larry: "You are a such a wonder child."

Madness: "I know, do you wanna kill god together?"

Larry: "Gladly, let's also steal a few lollipops on the way."

by madno October 5, 2022

streets child

Baltimore's Hottest Teenage Rap Artist Hands down.

That boy a Streets child

by Official child March 13, 2017

Pro-child romantic preference

Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has children, regardless of whether they prefer to adopt children or have

Emily has a pro-child romantic preference, for she will only date people who want to have kids with her.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021