California Face Rocket

This wonderful invention was thought of by the chinese, wonderful nation.First get yourself down to a firework shop, quietely ask for your rocket, he should take you in the back of the shop and introduce you to the range of rockets, you could have a smaller rocket with very soft runny shite in it, or a larger variety with a stinkin big 3-day-saver turd! Then on the night of the event light the badboy and get ready for a wonderful-shitty explosion. Takes alot of prepariton, and alot of cleaning up, but well worth the wait!

The lass has been cleaning our house all day so i've been to pub. Had a reyt california face rocket last night, SHIT EVERYWHERE!!

by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009

The California Way

1. When you smoke weed everyday.

2. The fact that everyone smokes weed in California.

-"Dude, wanna go blaze it?" "For sure! Thats the California Way."

-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves. Everyone was too high to realize."

by PLil December 18, 2008

californian bath

a californian bath is when someone sprays themselves with cheap cologne or uses dove body wash because they are poor. After the bath they take about 3 grams of white widow and put it in a vaporizer. Once they have done that they take the bag of the thc and inhale it. After inhaling it they then take some right gaurd and spray themselves with it and then go out to a cheap bar and pick up some hookers.

guy1: "hey man wanna go out to a bar?"
guy2: "yeah! yeah! let me take a shower first."
guy1: "nah man! We have to go now!"
guy2: "ok ok ok ok. let me take a californian bath and get high"
guy1: "narly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we can get some hookers after so they can suck my fucking cock and i can get HIV or herpies!"
guy2: "yeah.............thats not a good idea.
guy1: "i love pot! niggers! and hoes!"

by brooks :D February 8, 2010

calidophyte

a plant that grows in a hot climate; xerophyte. Also called calidophile.

Cacti are calidophytes.

by uttam maharjan November 1, 2010

California Wildfire

When you have sex with a girl, and after you finish you light her on fire.

I was banging this chick last night, and as soon as I was done, I California Wildfire'd her ass

by TheRabbi October 8, 2011

califorina sunrise

when you are getting head you pee in the femails mouth.

ill piss in your mouth(califorina sunrise)

by pouch monkey for life April 9, 2010

caiton

A Caiton is a very rude and ungrateful girl, they dont listen to anyone and they can harm people. They can be surprisingly rude for no or the stupidist reasons.

Jenna:Hi Caiton whats up?
Caiton: Oh hi Jenna, Im not talking to you anymore because you hung out with Terra yesterday.

by Jordyn-Allyson March 26, 2018