Skip to main content

brown circus

A plague that hits unsuspecting office workers; especially after lunch or on long weekends. Watch out, or you might get brown circused too!
Greg gets the brown circus up to 6 times a day.
by achbee anonymous May 12, 2009
mugGet the brown circus mug.

The Circle of Life

When a man is getting head from a woman breast feeding her baby.
That mom was kinky, she gave me the Circle of Life twice this weekend and emptied me out.
by SnickerSmasher March 8, 2017
mugGet the The Circle of Life mug.

Dead Letter Circus

Dead Letter Circus are an Australian rock quartet, formed in 2005. As of December 2009, they have released two EP's, 'Dead Letter Circus - EP' and 'Next In Line - EP'.

DLC receive medium rotation on popular alternative radio station Triple J.
Festival Junkie 1: Hey, you're going to the Open Arms Festival next week, right?

Festival Junkie 2: Dude, Dead Letter Circus are playing. OF COURSE I'm going!

Random Stoner: DLC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by TripleJ.net.au December 8, 2009
mugGet the Dead Letter Circus mug.

Circle Table Kid

This word originates in the Hoffman Estates High School cafeteria. There are rectangle tables and circle tables.

A circle table kid is the type of person who:

1. Knows how to read

2. Has other hobbies besides getting wasted or stoned

3. Has their own fashion sense

4. Has fun being themselves

5. Circle table kids don't need to match everyone else

6. Aren't complete assholes all the time

7. Can hold actual conversations

8. Usually loves music

9. Most of the time wouldn't hurt a fly

There are also other people who sit at the circle tables, they are the people who just have no where else to sit.
" That Circle Table Kid has mad Halo skills"

"I wish I could dance like a circle table kid"

"Gee, those circle table kids are really weird sometimes, but they sure are nice"
by circle_love May 11, 2009
mugGet the Circle Table Kid mug.

circumcision

A barbaric act of mutilation in which the skin hanging off the end of the penis (Foreskin) is removed for no good reason whatsoever. People can say it looks cleaner and it prevents smegma... well, it looks horrible. If you say that your penis looks better because it's been circumcised, then there was something seriously wrong with your foreskin. The only way I could see it from that point of view is if the foreskin was three inches long or something. The reason people do this is to prevent masturbation. Yeah, smart idea, dumbass. Mutilate me at the age of six before I even know what masturbation is... *Clap clap clap*. I wank off every day. Jackasses.
Husband: Hey, hun... feel like mutilating our son and making him hate us for the rest of his life?
Wife: You mean a circumcision?
Husband: Yep. Let's circumcise him before he has the right to choose, before he knows what masturbation is and before he knows better!
Wife: He isn't even born yet.
Husband: ...

As you can see, they made the decision without the boy. It was the same for me. Don't do the same to your son.
by The unknown guy October 27, 2007
mugGet the circumcision mug.

circling

a predatory dancing style often used by the ugliest, shadiest nigga in the club
-may leave the female being accosted feeling helpless and wishing that she were anywhere else on earth
turned around and then i couldn't do anything--i mean, he started circling me. shit, i would have played dead if it would have driven him off
by M&K December 8, 2004
mugGet the circling mug.

circus tits

When one breast is obviously larger than the other. Or one breast sags more. Basically a term for mismatched breasts.
Example: "I'm having trouble finding a bra that fits my damn circus tits!"
by Les Mackenzie November 27, 2006
mugGet the circus tits mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email