choppin wood 

vb: generally refers to a man who is handling his game with great success. Also refers to the extreme swooning of females. Being a man. Not washin dishes.

I know nigga was choppin wood cuz he was like a #1 stunna with them ladies, yo!!

choppin wood by carpet cancer September 29, 2007

Chopping McGregors 

Tickiling someone for an unreasonable amount of time on the neck until they can't take it and while they are distracted, strike them with one (or two) swift blows to the kidneys or surrounding areas.

Just wait until Brooke gets here, she loves Chopping McGregors!!

Chopping McGregors by Jules Smooter February 12, 2010

chopped wood 

Another term For masturbating ...

When's the last time u chopped wood ? Lol 420 thinking

chopped wood by Jrock21 September 28, 2013

shin chopper 

A person, who for no reason, decides to karate chop another person in the shin, causing major bruising. A shin chopper will rarely say sorry to their victims, and if they do, they will not mean it because they seem to think its funny.

Mel: i can't believe you just shin chopped me!
Mitch: lol that was a good chop.
Mel: it frigen hurt u bloody shin chopper!!!
Mitch: sorry lol
Mel: i'll get you back *shakes fist*

shin chopper by TheGreenMachine May 4, 2009

Chopa 

an insulting slang word. used often in place of loser or asshole. it sounds like a spanish word, but it is not actually part of the spanish language.

-He just posted the most terrible status on facebook!

-Man, are you serious? What a Chopa!

Chopa by J'Marcus September 26, 2011

Chops 

A trumpet player's embouchure.

"Al Hirt has industrial strength chops."

Chops by John February 4, 2004

chopper 

British slang for a man's tummy banana.

Why do you never see 'Chopper' Biggs riding a bike?

chopper by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007