Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

Man child

Carlos Duran of Lincoln Park MI
Grown man that acts like he’s 18

Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!

Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.

by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023

celebration child

a celebration child is when you and your partner have had struggles or worries conceiving. in other words you want to have babies

“Hey babe my uti won’t effect how i conceive let’s have a celebration child”

by p1x13._.xox August 4, 2023

Golden Child

Golden Child is a kpop group which debuted in 2017 and started with 11 members, Daeyeol, Y, Jangjun, Tag, Seungmin, Jaehyun, Jibeom, Donghyun, Joochan and Bomin, but one of the members, Park Jae-seok, Left due to a health issue in January 6 2018.

“Have you heard about Golden Child? I like the group and theres no way you could fake liking them because they're more unknown than your parents who left you in an adoption center”

by Tzuyu is not here August 4, 2023

Child-Friendly Horror

This term can mean two things.
1. (Adjective)- A horror game or series whose fanbase has been overrun by annoying children, whose ages are ususally 8-12. (e.g., Five Nights at Freddy's, The Walten Files, Poppy Playtime)
2. (Noun)- A horror game obviously meant to scare children that often takes the form of a Roblox game or low-quality Steam game. (e.g, Garten of BanBan, Rainbow Friends)

1. I used to love that game, but now it's been overrun by little kids and become a child-friendly horror.

2. I can't believe anyone would spend any time on that game. It's such a child-friendly horror.

by 40-60 August 8, 2023

Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.

Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."

by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023

Little Child

a small child, a kid
you thought i was going to say a example ''fucking a child''?

The little child is playing in the park.

by s4aintzz August 11, 2023