The Candy Man

Nick-name for Michael Olowokandi

The Candy Man is unstoppable

The Candy Man by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

hard candy 

something a girl can either suck on until its all gone or bite and get to the juicy part...oh yea she has to take off the wrapper before she can enjoy the "candy."

boy:hey girl wanna get some hard candy?
girl: do you have cream filling?
boy: of course...what are you doing? AHHHHHH

hard candy by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006

cotton candy

A code word for a really hot girl.

Cotton candy at 2:00.

Woah, nice...

cotton candy by Sammy K August 20, 2007

candylander 

A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.

I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.

candylander by dr. buttz February 10, 2008

Candy juice 

Cosists of the nastiest of nastiest juice excreted from a woman's vagina. AKA HIV, AIDS, or any other forms of vanarial diseases.

Ugh i think that bitch got candy juice on me. I have been itching for days.

Candy juice by walker county March 2, 2010

Candy Eye 

When someone shoots cum into the eye of someone else.

Last night I gave that stripper a sweet candy eye.

Candy Eye by Booge Dee August 1, 2012

candy crushing 

A type of rough sex, usually between a heterosexual couple.

Oh baby, I love it when we are candy crushing

candy crushing by Mr. Sexopants October 16, 2013