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Bro-puss

A girl that isn't conventionally attractive, but has an infectious bro-personality that you cannot pull yourself away from. A girl that you can't understand. But you adore. Bro-puss.
Trevor- "I can't figure it out, man."
Mitch- "I know what it is man, she's a bro-puss."
by Philosophical genius June 17, 2013
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Bro Subbing

To substitute part of a common word or phrase with the word bro in order to spice it up a bit.
What's up Broseph?
Check out Brobro the clown over here.
Turn your Bibles to Bromans chapter 4, we're going to be talking about the faith of Abroham.
Looks like it's time for bro and tell.

Bro, why are you talking like that?
I'm just bro subbing Bilbro baggins, don't tripskies.
by RyanMurphey4Eva May 14, 2011
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Bro Hoe

a bro hoe is someone that drives or wants a lifted truck with a long bed. wears no fear, so cal, fox, metla mulisha, infamous, or srh. likes supercross, x games, ect. dyes her hair half blonde and half black, or dyes her hair dark brown. is often seen kickin it with the bros. says the words, bro dude, dgaf, liveitup, ect often. spends most of her time on facebook. believes in "talk shit, get hit!" she's white, tall, with big titts. dates a bro who rides. and often kisses her man in public to show the haters that they can look but not touch.
aye that gurls a bro hoe!
by fuckbroshard;) August 6, 2011
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bro-by girl

When you wanna call someone bby girl but they're a guy and you guys are no-homo so you call eachother bro-by girl
Person1: you're my bby girl, no homo tho
Person 2: so I'm your bro-by girl?
Person 1: yeah bro
by handmethenoose April 1, 2017
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The Bro-Spare

A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.
Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.

Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!

Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....

Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...

Girlfriend looks up.......

Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!
by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019
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Bro Brain

An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.

Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)

To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.

Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
by hydra-phobia August 29, 2015
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bro stalk

A male stalker that goes after other guys and is really good at it.
Don't give out your Facebook, Mike is bro stalk, he'll get your home address and rape you.
by Evil Dubz November 14, 2010
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