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Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster
A sexual act made popular in post WWII Japan wherein Japanese soldiers returning home from the war would have vaginal intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, ejaculate into their cupped palms and coat their penises in their own semen.
As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.
The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."
This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."
As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.
The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."
This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."
Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster by UncleHerpie November 12, 2010
Pants Blasting
When a mans wiener is stroked through his pants, slacks or trousers which ends in an ejaculation WITHOUT the wiener ever being removed from ones pants nor having direct contact with the women’s hand, mouth or vagina. This can occur in may different scenarios;
1) Having no stamina.
2) Strip club private dance encounters
3) Not having blown a load for a long time.
4) Extended periods of dry humping or heavy petting
1) Having no stamina.
2) Strip club private dance encounters
3) Not having blown a load for a long time.
4) Extended periods of dry humping or heavy petting
Example 1:
Nate: Oh wow, that was quick!
Jen: Yeah, I didnt think I was going to be Pants Blasting you tonight.
Nate: There is always tomorrow
Jen: See you at 6:45
Nate: yup
Example 2:
(at strip club)
Keith: Hey, lets get out of here.
Jen: Why you in such a hurry? How was ur birthday lap dance?
Keith: $20 totally well spent!!
Jen: Really? I didnt think a 1 song dance did much for you?
Keith: When a Pants Blasting occures it doesnt matter how long the song is. Now lets go home so I can change my pants.
Example 3:
Mike: Dude, Sarah is such a sassypants!
Al: Trust me man, I know this already...
Mike: How do you know? Im going out with her tomorrow
Al: She totally gave me a Pants Blasting at the club last night.
Mike: Nice, I hope she is ready for another!
Nate: Oh wow, that was quick!
Jen: Yeah, I didnt think I was going to be Pants Blasting you tonight.
Nate: There is always tomorrow
Jen: See you at 6:45
Nate: yup
Example 2:
(at strip club)
Keith: Hey, lets get out of here.
Jen: Why you in such a hurry? How was ur birthday lap dance?
Keith: $20 totally well spent!!
Jen: Really? I didnt think a 1 song dance did much for you?
Keith: When a Pants Blasting occures it doesnt matter how long the song is. Now lets go home so I can change my pants.
Example 3:
Mike: Dude, Sarah is such a sassypants!
Al: Trust me man, I know this already...
Mike: How do you know? Im going out with her tomorrow
Al: She totally gave me a Pants Blasting at the club last night.
Mike: Nice, I hope she is ready for another!
Pants Blasting by N8URFACE August 20, 2010
icyhot bastard
Icy hot bastard is what kacchan calls todoroki, todoroki is a spicy bean. He also da boyfriend of da innocent cinnamon roll that is the broccoli boy (deku)
icyhot bastard by Tododeku life February 14, 2019