The most ravenous form of thirst known to man caused by such extreme dehydration that one's scrotum and testicles cannot possibly sweat any more and may even start to shrivel.
Guy 1: Dood, I've been running from my crazy ex girlfriend all day in the hot sun and I finally shook her..., am I ever balls thirsty!!
Guy 2: Shit bruh, stay right there, I'll go get you the biggest water bottle I can find!
Guy 2: Shit bruh, stay right there, I'll go get you the biggest water bottle I can find!
by Waterman73 April 27, 2015
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Get the ball gang mug.When your scrotum has become so loose from constantly wearing sweatpants without underwear that lifelong wearers of briefs can now only wear boxers. Caused by the major lifestyle changes from the pandemic.
Example 1:
Becky: Why is your trashcan filled with underwear?
Adam: Pandemic's given me major COVID balls, they hang so low now that I had to replace my briefs with boxers.
Becky: Send pic
Example 2:
Doc: And cough
John: Cough cough
Doc: Hanging pretty loose huh? Recent change?
John: Yep, can't even wear briefs anymore
Doc: Must be COVID balls, my wife's got the COVID tits
John: Is there a cream for that?
Becky: Why is your trashcan filled with underwear?
Adam: Pandemic's given me major COVID balls, they hang so low now that I had to replace my briefs with boxers.
Becky: Send pic
Example 2:
Doc: And cough
John: Cough cough
Doc: Hanging pretty loose huh? Recent change?
John: Yep, can't even wear briefs anymore
Doc: Must be COVID balls, my wife's got the COVID tits
John: Is there a cream for that?
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Get the Master Balling mug.The process in which the balls are being caressed and played with by someone's hands and or fingers. This can be a form of ball juggling as well. Ball twiddling also refers to the action of placing the balls in and around the mouth.
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