Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

bastardizirano

When you like get a flub and then fuck off with your sweaty bastard.

bastardizirano he fucks and licks my penis when he fucks up a flub and then he fuck her bitch when he touches her fucking butt and then calls 420 on her ass and then he like did this to me. How stupidly pervert!

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021

bastardonym

A placeholder for things like synonym and acronym when you can't remember the exact prefix.

Person 1: "what's a word that sounds similar? Is it like a synonym or some shit?"
Person 2: "fuck it, it's a bastardonym."

by Johnny Mc Biscuit March 21, 2021

Basted

To be excited, contraction of buzzing, often used on its own as an exclamation

I'm so basted to go to the party

See you at 6!
Basted!

by ShaniquaOWoman April 25, 2021

bastardized bitch

someone who is a whiny little bitch who is not always a bastard but acts like one.

"Why do you always have to ruin everything?"

"You are such a bastardized bitch!"

by girlicanbeyoursneakylink May 1, 2021

Bysterday

Used when referring to the day before yesterday whilst in conversation.

Friend says, "hey do you know a term for what they call the day before yesterday. Like we have a word for yesterday, and today, and tomorrow, but what about a word for the day before yesterday?"

OMG I saw the most amazing movie bysterday.

by Doctor Mal May 27, 2021

bastard

someone who was meant to be aborted or someone who was a mistake

“i hate you son i should’ve swallowed you, you damn bastard

by Youdamnbastard June 18, 2021